The 112 Funniest Ways To Call A Beer A Beer
— Updated on 5 May 2023

The 112 Funniest Ways To Call A Beer A Beer

— Updated on 5 May 2023
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We started this article with an attempt to list every single possible way to call a beer a beer. A quick Google search or two quickly confirmed we were way out of our depth, with some suggesting over 770 synonyms were in existence.

So we changed our tune a little, but only slightly. To narrow it down, we’ve collated 112 hilarious ways to call a beer a beer (plus a few assorted goodies for the odd spirit or two).

Enjoy fellas.

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  1. Denzel Frothingtons
  2. Froth Whitlams
  3. David Hasselfroths
  4. Phillip Seymour Frothmans
  5. Scooey Scooey Moi Mois
  6. Reece Witherschoons
  7. Oprah Tinfreys
  8. John Deers
  9. Dustin Frothmans
  10. Beerack Obamas
  11. Big Lebrewskis
  12. Maggie Beers 
  13. Beef Strogenfroths
  14. Osama Tin Ladens
  15. Angelina Coldies
  16. Harry Brewdinis 
  17. Richard Geres 
  18. Brew Barrymores 
  19. Robert Downey Schooners 
  20. Mt Frothyoskos 
  21. David Boons 
  22. Reindeers
  23. Tim ‘The Froth Man’ Taylors
  24. Dame Ednas (Everidge)
  25. Michael Schoomacher
  26. Beverand Lovejoys
  27. Froffy Longstockings
  28. Brew Carreys
  29. Kevin Frothners
  30. Macaulay Cold Ones
  31. Dale Cherry-Bevans
  32. Tin Diesels
  33. Monica Brewinskis
  34. Michael Brewblès
  35. Ghengis Cans
  36. A Schooner Matatas
  37. Schooney Tunes
  38. Nutty Frothessors
  39. Tin Baileys
  40. Brews Willis
  41. Eddie Furphys 
  42. Coupla Keith Urbans (bourbons)
  43. Arnold Quenchanators
  44. Malcolm XXXX
  45. Limp Brewskits
  46. Kylie Tinogues
  47. Stone Cold Steve Frothstins
  48. Edward Schooner Hands
  49. Derek Schoolanders
  50. Brendan Bevolas
  51. Victoria Beckhams
  52. Vladimir PuTINs
  53. Hoptimus Primes
  54. Jonathan Thirstons 
  55. Michael Bevans
  56. Lee Lee Tins
  57. Pamela Candersons 
  58. Scooby Brews
  59. Greg Normans (Great Northerns)
  60. Valentino Frothies
  61. Heston Brewmenthals 
  62. Mary Frothins 
  63. George Schoonies
  64. Sharon Steins 
  65. Schooner McGavins
  66. Christian Ales
  67. Frothage Sizzles 
  68. Tin Cahills
  69. Mrs Stoutfires 
  70. Nelson Mandelas (Stellas)
  71. Tracy Tinshaws
  72. Doctor Brewlittles
  73. Jackie Changs.
  74. Alices (Coopers)
  75. Rolling Stones and Woods
  76. Jodie Fosters
  77. Schooey Armstrongs 
  78. Brews Jenners 
  79. Coldie Hawns
  80. Lord Coldy Morts 
  81. Whoopie Coldbergs 
  82. Buzz Light Beers
  83. Albert Pintsteins
  84. William Shakesbeers
  85. Steve Brewschemis
  86. Dalai Lagers
  87. Ray Martins (Carton)
  88. Dolly Cartons
  89. Coupla Couplas 
  90. Ted Bundys
  91. Miley Ciders 
  92. Piss Hemsworths
  93. Ernie Tingos
  94. Brew Hefners 
  95. Saddam Brewseins
  96. Tinston Churchills 
  97. Frothage Rolls
  98. Phillip Frothchilds
  99. Chug Norris 
  100. Danny Bevvitos
  101. Bernard Tonics
  102. Heady Mercurys
  103. Beverley Hills Hops 
  104. Josh Brewlins
  105. The Pils Have Eyes
  106. Margot Frothies 
  107. Frankie Schoonatras
  108. Pope Cancis
  109. Maddie McCans
  110. Jeffrey EpSTEINS
  111. Dan Anbrews
  112. Gladys BerejikliCANs

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