The 108 Funniest Ways To Call A Beer A Beer

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We started this article with an attempt to list every single possible way to call a beer a beer. A quick google search or two quickly confirmed we were way out of our depth, with some suggesting over 770 synonyms were in existence.

So we changed our tune a little, but only slightly. To narrow it down, we've collated 108 randomly hilarious ways to call a beer a beer (plus a few assorted goodies for the odd spirit or two). Enjoy fellas.

  1. Denzel Frothingtons
  2. Froth Whitlams
  3. David Hasselfroths
  4. Phillip Seymour Frothmans
  5. Scooey Scooey Moi Moi’s
  6. Reece Witherschoons
  7. Oprah Tinfreys
  8. John Deers
  9. Dustin Frothmans
  10. Beerack Obamas
  11. Big Lebrewskis
  12. Maggie Beers 
  13. Beef Strogenfroths
  14. Osama Tin Ladens
  15. Angelina Coldies
  16. Harry Brewdinis 
  17. Richard Geres 
  18. Brew Barrymores 
  19. Robert Downey Schooners 
  20. Mt Frothyoskos 
  21. David Boons 
  22. Reindeers
  23. Tim 'The Froth Man' Taylors
  24. Dame Edna’s (Everidge)
  25. Michael Schoomachers
  26. Beverand Lovejoys
  27. Froffy Longstockings
  28. Brew Carreys
  29. Kevin Frothners
  30. Macaulay Cold Ones
  31. Dale Cherry-Bevans
  32. Tin Diesels
  33. Monica Brewinskis
  34. Michael Brewblès
  35. Ghengis Cans
  36. A Schooner Matatas
  37. Schooney Tunes
  38. Nutty Frothessors
  39. Tin Baileys
  40. Brews Willis
  41. Eddie Furphys 
  42. Coupla Keith Urbans (bourbons)
  43. Arnold Quenchanators
  44. Malcolm XXXX
  45. Limp Brewskits
  46. Kylie Tinogues
  47. Stone Cold Steve Frothstins
  48. Edward Schooner Hands
  49. Brendan Bevolas
  50. Victoria Beckhams
  51. Vladimir PuTINs
  52. Hoptimus Primes
  53. Jonathan Thirstons 
  54. Michael Bevans
  55. Lee Lee Tins
  56. Pamela Candersons 
  57. Scooby Brews
  58. Greg Norman’s (Great Northern’s)
  59. Valentino Frothy’s
  60. Heston Brewmenthals 
  61. Mary Frothins 
  62. George Schoonies
  63. Sharon Steins 
  64. Schooner McGavins
  65. Christian Ales
  66. Frothage Sizzles 
  67. Tin Cahills
  68. Mrs. Stoutfires 
  69. Nelson Mandela’s (Stella’s)
  70. Tracy Tinshaws
  71. Doctor Brewlittles
  72. Jackie Chang’s.
  73. Alice's (Coopers)
  74. Rolling Stones and Woods
  75. Jodie Fosters
  76. Schooey Armstrongs 
  77. Brews Jenners 
  78. Coldie Hawns
  79. Lord Coldy Morts 
  80. Whoopie Coldbergs 
  81. Buzz Light Beers
  82. Albert Pintsteins
  83. William Shakesbeers
  84. Steve Brewschemi’s
  85. Dalai Lagers
  86. Ray Martins (Carton)
  87. Dolly Cartons
  88. Coupla Coupla’s 
  89. Ted Bundys
  90. Miley Ciders 
  91. Piss Hemsworths
  92. Ernie Tingo’s
  93. Brew Hefner’s 
  94. Saddam Brewseins
  95. Tinston Churchill’s 
  96. Frothage Rolls
  97. Phillip Frothchilds
  98. Chug Norris 
  99. Danny Bevvitos
  100. Bernard Tonics
  101. Heady Mercurys
  102. Beverley Hills Hops 
  103. Josh Brewlins
  104. The Pils Have Eyes
  105. Margot Frothies 
  106. Frankie Schoonatras
  107. Pope Cancis
  108. Maddie Mccans

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