Pabst Blue Ribbon Just Released Huge 99 Beer Slabs
— Updated on 2 July 2021

Pabst Blue Ribbon Just Released Huge 99 Beer Slabs

— Updated on 2 July 2021
Garry Lu
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Garry Lu

UPDATE: These bad boys are coming to Australia

We’ve just been called out. Not since the Cold War has geopolitical relations been this tense between another country and the US. Only this time, they’ve pushed the nuclear button.

Just when we let our guards down, the Yanks have decided to dog shot us on the back of our heads by having Pabst Blue Ribbon release ungodly 99-packs of beer. And just to add insult to injury, it isn’t even available here.

This can only be interpreted as an act of war. Our status as top piss mongers on the international stage will not be taken away from us so easily. And nor will this hostile agitation be taken. Which is why I, for one, will not sit by idly.

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I’ve started a petition which you can visit here. Hit the link and join the movement if you have any sense of national pride.

Victoria Bitter – Release your own 99-packs of beer… it’s what the people want.

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After stretching his legs with companies such as The Motley Fool and the odd marketing agency, Garry joined Boss Hunting in 2019 as a fully-fledged Content Specialist. In 2021, he was promoted to News Editor. Garry proudly retains a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, black bruises from Muay Thai, as well as a black belt in all things pop culture. Drop him a line at [email protected]