Some folks are extremely particular when it comes to the cinema-going experience. But one manโs desire to experience Matt Reevesโ The Batman in full IMAX glory has recently provided a different kind of entertainment value โ as in, entertainment for everyone else who didnโt have to go through the entire debacle โ and it involves the โoddball movie formatโ of 4DX.
As Isaiah Colbert of Kotaku explains, based on firsthand knowledge, 4DX is an immersive sensory-based deal that mirrors whateverโs happening onscreen in theatres. Weather and action are synced to billow real-life smoke, shine lights in your eyes, and most prominently, toss you around in a hydraulically loaded seat. Sounds fun, right? Apparently not. And especially when you didnโt realise youโd bought a 4DX ticket to a film like The Batman.
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Despite all this, like the good sport he is, our down-on-his-luck everyday hero discovered a new favourite Batman film, comparing it to one of the Arkham games adapted for the big screen, praising the character arc of Robert Pattinsonโs Dark Knight, and even remaining open to revisiting 4DX with something โlight and breezyโ like the next Fast & Furious.
But enough from me. Read about the chaos which unfolded in the words of Mr Colbert himself below:
My friend Cade and I had our hearts set on going for broke and watching the nearly three-hour superhero epic in IMAX. However, we waited until release week to snag tickets, which was our first mistake. By the time I went looking, it was getting difficult to find seats next to each other. Hastily searching for nearby IMAX screenings, I found one that was about to sell out that still had two adjacent seats available. Had the stars aligned? I purchased the tickets with a quickness, tragically failing to notice the small โ4DXโ appended after โIMAX.โ
My first clue that we werenโt in for a run-of-the-mill IMAX moviegoing experience came when we sat down and noticed peculiar glowing text on our cup holders, which read โwater onโ and โwater off.โ I assumed, like a fool, that this mustโve been one of those neat drink-cooling doodads. But when the trailers started rolling, my mistake became apparent. Suddenly our chairs started rocking side to side, causing someone two rows ahead of us to voice my surprise by yelling: โHoly shit!โ My eyes quickly darted to the giant 4DX logo adorning the theatre walls, causing me to facepalm in embarrassment.
โDid you know you bought 4DX tickets?โ Cade whispered urgently.
โNo, but now I regret not being high before coming.โ I had not yet realised that would have been an even worse idea.
To be fair, not every 4DX element of The Batman was distressing. One of the better parts of our viewing experience came from Batmanโs first fight scene when he brutally lays the smackdown on some Darby Allin-looking goons (you can see this in the movieโs trailer). We felt every bone-cracking punch and fluid takedown as our chairs shuddered frantically as Batman tore baddies up from ass to appetite.
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The rest of the 4DX experience, however, was annoying to sit through. Establishing shots of Gothamโs downpour of rain (of which there were many) were accompanied by a mist that would spray down from above our seats. Mind you, this would occur any time a shot of rain appeared on-screen, often several times in the same scene. Also, the aforementioned โwater on/offโ buttons also seemed to control puffs of air that would shoot out above our ears whenever Batman got shot at. This 4DX gimmick was immersion-breaking rather than enriching, leading Cade and I to quickly turn it off.
Even the most innocuous on-screen impacts, whether it be knocking on a door or driving over Chicagoโs many potholes, felt like a child kicking the backs of our chairs on a nearly three-hour flight. Instead of Batmanโs fights causing us to lean forward in our chairs in anticipation, everyone hunkered down and braced themselves for impact in preparation for our seats to start violently throwing us around in time with Batmanโs warpath. Iโm sorry to say the 4DX gimmick started to sour on me around 30 minutes into the nearly three-hour film.
Annoying chair convulsing aside, Iโd argue that all the unpleasantly translated movie-to-reality bits from our 4DX The Batman experience were quickly overshadowed by the batmobile scene. Before the batmobile was even on screen, we felt the revving of its engine under our seats, which gradually became more powerful as it slowly teased. Our chairs should have come with safety restraints because when the car chase finally commenced in earnest, our theatre became a Universal Studios roller coaster.
I held onto my cup for dear life as our seats swerved in sync with Batmanโs ride. I whispered over to Cade that weโre lucky our seats only gave us Batmanโs perspective during the chase, only to be rudely interrupted by Penguinโs car flipping and our seats, in turn, doing their best to mimic that experience without getting Regal City North sued. By the time The Batmanโs credits ran, Cadeโs hat had flown off their head three times and the entirety of neighbouring moviegoersโ popcorn littered the aisles like pearls from Martha Wayneโs necklace.
Battle-hardened from my 4DX experience, I floated the idea that we should venture to another 4DX showing for the upcoming Fast & Furious. I think something light and breezy like that would make for a far better 4DX experience than The Batman, a more grounded, serious film that suffered a hit to immersion and gravitas whenever my hydraulic seat decided to start going into orbit. The jury is still out as to whether I can convince Cade, who is now seriously considering an acupuncture appointment, to take me up on that.
Original Article: Kotaku
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