Like the vast majority of us, Alexander Butmanov โ CEO & Founder of leading algorithmic fund: DTI Algorithmic โ is tired of living through chapters of future history textbooks. Precedented times are, of course, now a distant memory. From warfare to the ongoing plague, weโre effectively in the end days. But this wasnโt exactly the sentiment a Russian financial channel was expecting when they invited the bloke onto a live broadcast, and certainly not in such ballsy fashion.
The producers shouldโve probably raised a red flag when Butmanov opened the segment by refusing to say โgood afternoonโ in return. The reason? The guest analyst didnโt see a future in his industry, given the sanctions imposed by the US and European countries as a response to Ukraineโs invasion. When prompted about whether exchange strategies are outdated, as well as whether he wishes to remain in his current profession, the mad lad offered a hilariously laissez-faire response.
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โAs a last resort, I will work as [a dress-up] Santa Claus like I did 25 years ago,โ said Alexander Butmanov before reaching for a bottle.
โJokes aside, letโs get this done quicklyโฆ I send my regards to Sergey Usichenko, who drank 13 years ago to the death of the stock market. Today, I drink soda.โ
โDear stock market, you were close to us, you were interesting. Rest in peace, dear comrade.โ
The host, who clearly wasnโt briefed on this gesture, concluded the interview by saying, โI wonโt comment on this flash mob because I donโt want to believe it,โ as Big Man Butmanov downed his sugary poison like a champion.
According to Bloomberg, Russiaโs decision to halt local trading for the fourth consecutive day represents the countryโs longest pause since 1998. And at the time of this writing, the Russian rouble is valued at just $0.0091 USD. As many financial meme pages have pointed out, thatโs less than a Robux, the currency for the popular kidโs video game Roblox, which currently sits at a value of $0.11 USD.
Check out Alexander Butmanov toasting to the โdeathโ of Russiaโs stock market on live television for yourself below.
