Thereโs a new card on the market that anyone whoโs worth a damn needs to nab. A card that, dare I say it, exists in the same calibre as the Amex Platinum. Feast your eyes on the McDonaldโs VIP Gold Card โ a limited edition UK offering which entitles he or she who holds it to an entire year worth of free food.
Currently, there are only 1,000 available which you can score by participating in the McDonaldโs Monopoly game. As a delicious bonus, this bad boy comes with a side of democracy. Because unlike other fast food VIP cards, there wonโt be any fame-related shortcuts.
โThe only way you can get your hands on a McDonaldโs Gold Card is to play,โ says a McDonaldโs spokesperson.
โIf Stormzy and Ed Sheeran want to get one, theyโll have to play Monopoly.โ
While it is unclear what exactly constitutes a yearโs worth of Maccas, we can safely assume itโll be within the parameters of a metric fuck ton.
In any case, even if you do miss out on securing one of these McDonaldโs VIP Gold Cards, there will surely be other pretty attractive prizes to snag this time around.
So from all of us at BH to all of you currently residing in the UK โ godspeed.
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