The 101 Funniest Nicknames To Put Your Mate In His Place

In keeping with our dedication to the Aussie dialect of English, we thought we’d compile 101 of the most lethal nicknames you could sling at your mates to put him in his place.

Sound off in the comments with your own suggestions to be included in future iterations of the list, but in the meantime — enjoy!

  1. Champ
  2. Big Guy
  3. Big Dog
  4. Big Fella
  5. Little Fella
  6. Buddy
  7. Husky
  8. Hero
  9. Maverick
  10. Muscles
  11. Rooter
  12. Dusty
  13. Sister
  14. Cinnamon 
  15. Scooter
  16. Pretty Boy
  17. Turbo
  18. China
  19. Chief
  20. Captain
  21. El Capitan
  22. Cheese
  23. Ace
  24. Vegan
  25. Skippy
  26. Snake
  27. Sport
  28. Spider
  29. Squirt
  30. Slugger
  31. Surgeon
  32. Shooter
  33. Sniper
  34. Amigo
  35. Tough Guy
  36. Dick Toucher
  37. Dad Kisser 
  38. Big Nuts
  39. Big Hoss
  40. Fredo
  41. Tiger
  42. Tugger
  43. Tugboat
  44. The Juice
  45. Cob
  46. Cobba
  47. Cob Loaf
  48. Wombat
  49. Tool
  50. Junior
  51. Buckaroo
  52. Morphine
  53. Mustard
  54. Ankles
  55. Buttercup
  56. Flog
  57. Sheriff
  58. Slick
  59. Jed
  60. Ranger
  61. Pal
  62. Pup
  63. Pillock
  64. Pothole
  65. Nonce
  66. Chode
  67. Cupcake
  68. Twister
  69. Hotshot
  70. Speedy
  71. Professor
  72. Bruiser
  73. Mother
  74. Princess
  75. Partner
  76. Church
  77. Superstar
  78. Squire
  79. Sunshine
  80. Decaf
  81. Handsome
  82. Sparky
  83. Old Mate
  84. Boss 
  85. Big Show
  86. Wanker
  87. Copernicus
  88. Operator
  89. Radar
  90. Robin
  91. Stubby
  92. Six-Pack
  93. Slippery Pete
  94. Johnny Bravo
  95. John Nash
  96. Wally
  97. Clint
  98. Judas 
  99. Derrick 
  100. Hog Daddy 
  101. Diesel 



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