As some of you may recall, just a few years prior, we were freaking out about a sold-out vertical rotisserie/doner kebab grill produced by Nigma. Thankfully, they didn't have a monopoly on the countertop innovation game, and now, you can cop a delightfully similar "vertical rotating oven" thanks to the enterprising geniuses over at NutriChef.
Similar to its Nigma-designed predecessor, this bad boy is capable of efficiently churning out slow-roasted chooks, seven kebab skewers at once, and even a mouth-watering slab of meat to shave over your homemade HSPs. Plus whatever the Hell you manage to conceive in the early AM, no doubt after a heavy session on the piss and, well... probably a few other extra-curricular substances, if we're being honest with one another. The max temp? A sweltering 240 degrees Celsius.
And just because cleaning up is half the hassle of cooking, the feed rig you see before you also features a stain-resistant housing as well as a drip collection tray to make the post-process that much easier. What more could you want in a kitchen appliance?
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As we've noted on a previous occasion, with nifty homeware like this, there's virtually no reason to...
- Stand under blinding fluorescent lighting
- Squint at a disappointed man behind the counter who's barely breaking even at this point
- Coming face-to-face with room-temperature, doughy pizzas that you would not consider for a microsecond under any circumstances other than when you're half-cut at 3 AM
- And hope to God your phone and wallet will still be in your pockets when you inevitably load into that rideshare with a 1.5 surcharge
Though it just ain't a night out unless you've ticked off any of the above.
The NutriChef Vertical Rotating Oven is finally back in stock at the company's official website, but for a limited time only, it's also available via Amazon for a discounted price of under $100. You know the drill.
