When I woke up last Monday, I felt like a glass of orange juice.
I didnโt voice this out loud, I didnโt add it to my shopping list on my phone, I just thought to myself: Hey, itโs Monday morning, and after drinking 2,000 beers over the weekend, it might be nice to treat my body to a glass of the sweet, sweet nectar that is freshly squeezed OJ.
A short while later as I strolled the aisles of the local Woolies, I said to my girlfriend (out loud), โOh yeah, how about some orange juice?โ
And then, not even 15 minutes after Iโd already bought said juice, I was scrolling Instagram stories when I was dealt with an advertisement for Nudie orange juice just three swipes in. Youโve got to be fucking kidding me, I thought to myself. Thatโs the second time Iโd consciously noticed a targeted ad in 24 hours, and the third in a week.
Iโm not talking about targeted advertisements sourced from browser cookies or my search habits; that marketing tsunami is a different beast. Iโm talking about instances where Iโd said something in a private conversation โ at a volume that only the two parties present could have heard (or so I naively still think) โ to find it only a few taps away the next time I unlock my iPhone.
The day prior to this, I was discussing Daniel Ricciardoโs move to McLaren with a colleague. Half an hour later, a Sky Sports article on the same topic popped up at the top of my โsuggested for youโ Facebook feed. Earlier that week during dinner with my housemates, I was talking about a PayPal scam that happened to a friend of mine years ago. Next thing I know, thereโs a PayPal ad waiting for me as I enjoyed a quick scroll before bed.
Is my phone listening to me? Iโm certain of it. To what extent though, Iโll never know. Some people suspect it, sure, some tech companies have even admitted to it (though not many, and usually after theyโve been caught in the act), but we live in a grey area where not everyone fully realises whatโs happening to them. If you arenโt aware of it, then you canโt control it โ and thatโs where the problem currently lies.
At the risk of sounding like a disgruntled Boomer with a tendency to attack every element of technological progression that I struggle to accept, I canโt help but admit Iโm frustrated with the explicit overextension of targeted advertising. And in many ways, the more pissed off I get, the less receptive I am to the brands that are being forced down my throat. Funny that, isnโt it? Somewhat ironic, too, for a guy who works in digital media.
But the worst part is that unless you dust off your OG Motorola flip phone or whip out your Grandadโs typewriter, thereโs almost nothing you can do to stop it. Iโve begun to seriously wonder to what extent this is happening, what precautions or tools we have to mitigate it, and, on which side of the law this subject finds itself.
If my phone is listening to me, is that actually legal?
Letโs start with the latter. The short answer is yes, itโs legal because I give permission for it to happen. Not to mention that the legal system is inherently flawed at regulating these rapidly changing capabilities. The problem is also cross-jurisdictional, but thatโs another issue entirely.
Despite Facebook consistently denying allegations that itโs always listening to us, chances are youโve already tapped โallowโ when prompted with the request for access to your microphone on all of the companyโs popular apps, including WhatsApp and Instagram.
For smart assistant services such as Siri, Google and Alexa to function properly, they explicitly rely on what are known as โaudio triggersโ to capture specific pieces of data from your conversations. Youโre probably familiar with โHey Siriโ and โOkay Googleโ, but you likely donโt know that there are hundreds โ possibly thousands โ of triggers, and when it comes to Facebook, nobody actually knows what they are.
The information sourced from these known triggers somehow finds its way back to other networks (like Facebookโs, for example), but anything beyond that is not fully understood. This data is encrypted and only kept deep within the apps themselves, but you can bet on the fact that itโs archived and added to an evolving profile of who you are, what youโre interested in, and what you might be keen to consume.
So the technology is there. If itโs 110% possible that a trigger captured by Google will lead to an acutely targeted advertisement on YouTube (also owned by Google), then itโs not at all impossible that this information ends up elsewhere in the data nexus.
โSeeing as Google are open about it, I would personally assume the other companies are doing the same,โ said Dr. Peter Hannay in an interview with Vice in 2018. Apple even issued a public apology a few years back when its employees were caught snooping on private Siri conversations.
โReally, thereโs no reason they wouldnโt be. It makes good sense from a marketing standpoint, and their end-use agreements and the law both allow it, so I would assume theyโre doing it, but thereโs no way to be sure.โ
To expand on Hannayโs claims, I turned to Mimecastโs cybersecurity expert Garrett OโHara, asking him point-blank if he thinks itโs silly to directly link targeted advertisements with our phones listening to us.
โI donโt think itโs silly at all. Every time you think somethingโs silly these days, it turns out to be true.โ
โBut I personally donโt think thatโs whatโs happening here. You could talk about a holiday in Bali dozens of times and nothing happens, so youโre not aware of it, but then one of those times an advertisement might appear just after youโve spoken about it, and that could actually be the reason youโre linking two and two together.โ
โItโs called the โBaader-Meinhofโ phenomenon, and I think thatโs what could be at play here for the most part. The human mind is just built that way, it plays funny tricks on us all the time.โ
โThatโs not to say there isnโt a scary thing happening at the moment with smartphones and digital footprints generally. When you triangulate all of your different data sources out there on the internet itโs crazy how accurate they can become. They can predict what youโre going to do next. Itโs a bit of a clichรฉ, but they know you better than you know yourself.โ
To draw the most likely conclusion from this, I ask Garrett why he thinks weโre quick to pin it on eavesdropping smartphones.
โFor most people, comprehending the complexity of digital footprints is so confounding that itโs much easier to just assume that smartphones are listening to us.โ
This would also conveniently shift the blame from you or I to corporate goliaths like Facebook; when in reality, the responsibility for our privacy falls squarely on us.
Garrett also cleared up some consumer confusion between โalways onโ phone listening and isolated instances such as the aforementioned Apple scandal.
โThere are huge technical barriers to โalways onโ listening. Do you know how many billion smartphones there are? The processing power for any company to always be listening to us just isnโt possible. Thereโs no realistic way that they, in real-time, are processing your conversations all the time.โ
โThere is some evidence from what they call โnetwork snoopingโ to suggest that segments of audio are being sent to Facebook via the cloud โ much like the audio triggers you spoke of โ and these triggers donโt require as much processing. But that research couldnโt figure out what the triggers were โ which is why I donโt think itโs silly โ because no one really knows for sure.โ
If Facebookโs track record is anything to go by, these hypotheticals probably donโt fall too far from reality.
โFacebook already has a huge question mark over its integrity. Every time theyโve said theyโre not doing something, they actually are โ itโs a rinse and repeat scenario. Each time they push the boundaries it becomes the new normal.โ
In a world that is more digitally opaque by the day, itโs more important than ever to know how these companies collect this information and what weโre willing to just โacceptโ with blissful ignorance.
Things you can do to get back in control
Think hard about what apps you download onto your devices and connect to your social accounts. Even when theyโre deleted, they still have your data and can repurpose it whenever they want for the highest bidder. The more you log-in to websites or services using a Google or Facebook account, the easier it is for them to connect the dots โ and youโve given them further permission to do so.
โIโm not on Facebook, I use an Android phone and I rarely install apps. I personally donโt trust these companies at all,โ says Garrett, with a light-hearted aside that he doesnโt want to be seen as the guy with a tinfoil hat.
But if anyone would have the insight to justify wearing one, itโd be him.
โBe very conscious of the permissions youโre granting apps when you download them and make sure theyโre appropriate to the app in question. WhatsApp might need your camera and microphone, but does the โFace Swapโ app really need access to your microphone? Thereโs some consumer fatigue here when it comes to managing privacy.โ
Itโs cases like these that should encourage the average joe to check their microphone settings and location services regularly. Unfortunately, if you want to use any of the common communication apps, you donโt have much of a choice in your microphone being switched on. Regardless, you should make sure that itโs set to โonly while using the appโ rather than โalwaysโ, as is the case of iOS.
And while weโll never really know if that actually achieves anything, comments from Edward Snowden lean even further towards the extreme end of the scale. Take what he said about eavesdropping smartphones in a 2016 episode of Digits, for example.
โTV is a medium that you watch. The Internet is a medium that watches you as you watch it. Everywhere you go, even when youโre not actively using your phone, itโs still listening.โ
I bet you didnโt know that your iPhone stores your location data in the depths of its settings, either? It uses it to predict things like weather suggestions, daily alarms, traffic routes home and literally dozens of other targeted pressure points. Amazingly, my phone can tell me how I got home (walked or drove), how long it took for me to get there, and how long I stayed at home for โ every day since I inspected my apartment last year on November 21st โ which was three weeks before Iโd even moved in.
Even just by using cash every now and then (but not during COVID-19 for obvious reasons), rather than card, you can win back a small bit of your privacy. Itโs that easy.
And what if Iโm wrong?
Before continuing down a very deep and dark rabbit hole that I might not be able to crawl out of in the space of this article, I asked myself โ okay, say my phone isnโt listening to me, what other explanation might there be for this increased targeting?
I quickly realised that Iโd already answered my own question, with the screenshots above sealing the deal.
Unfortunately, the entire online ecosystem currently revolves around advertisers, not individual users. Data is now a currency, soon to be worth more than oil, gold, and cold hard cash, if not already. We willingly surrender some elements of our privacy and the personal information thatโs attached to it to enjoy a more convenient and connected world. Iโve been doing so ever since I joined Facebook in 2009, and likely even before that with the likes of MySpace, MSN, eBay, and just about everything else Iโve ever signed up to. Hell, even my Nintendo 64 probably betrayed me.
Itโs an element of life that weโve had to accept as a society. Our movements, browsing history, spending habits, private messages, interactions, interests, political views, relationships, employment history โ literally every single thing that weโve ever knowingly or unknowingly surrendered to an electronic device is clearly being tracked, stored and sold. Weโve even given companies enough angles of our faces to unlock phones with just a sideways glance. Letโs not forget that we live in an era where elections and referendums can hang in the balance of this information.
So in theory, 11 years worth of data, a pile which Iโve added to via hundreds of touchpoints a day for over 4000 days of my life, could have become so finely tuned to my habits that it predicted on the morning of May 18th, 2020, Iโd be slightly hungover and probably in the mood for a glass of orange juice. Just as Garrett had suspected.
It really is possible, thatโs the scariest thing about it all.
Could Facebook have really known that, or was it a complete coincidence? Maybe it was just 15 minutes late to the party, another trial and error in a catalogue of targeted trials used to focus its algorithm even further. Only Zuck can give me the answer, but, if true, this question makes the idea of my phone listening to me seem like the least of my worries.
How concerned do I need to be?
Itโs the value of this data that should soften any concerns we have about our phones listening to us. For the big players, at least, the buck stops with the data collectors. After all, Facebook, Google and Apple arenโt going to sell your hard data to third parties when itโs their biggest asset, the lubricant for their unmatchable money-making machines. Rather than flogging it off to the highest bidders, corporate tech companies prefer the model of acting as the intermediaries for advertisers that are keen to get in front of a specific audience โ and theyโre using our data as the leverage.
But whoโs to say that wonโt ever change? Each month thereโs another report of a big fish getting eaten by an even bigger fish, i.e., a smaller tech giant being acquired by a larger tech giant, fueling the fire even more and monopolising the data game even further.
What happens, then, when the data collection snowball continues to gather so much momentum that itโs more precise, more powerful and more relentless than the consumer can possibly handle? Surely itโll suffocate the user to a point of no return, a point which I became astutely aware of in aisle 5 of Woolworths the other morning.
But hey, whether your phone is listening to you or not, if, like myself, youโre only just fighting back now, then youโre probably already fucked.
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