Lisa Ann, Former Queen Of Porn, Tells Punters Size Doesn’t Matter
— Updated on 8 June 2023

Lisa Ann, Former Queen Of Porn, Tells Punters Size Doesn’t Matter

— Updated on 8 June 2023
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For many, the notion that penis size doesn’t matter is a tough one to swallow on the best of occasions. To hear that penis size doesn’t matter from the likes of Lisa Ann? Inconceivable.

During the most recent episode of her Dudes Do Better podcast series – which also featured active porn star Nicole Doshi – the original MILF / retired GOAT of adult entertainment (real name: Lisa Ann Corpora) answered a doozy of a question from “Lee,” who has been dealt arguably the worst possible hand vis-a-vis sexual currency.

“I’m 46 years old and I’ve never been with a woman… my question is, what does sex actually feel like?” read the poor bastard’s fan letter.

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The letter continued: “Being overweight also means I have a micro-penis which is only three inches long. Would I ever please a woman?”

That’s when Lisa Ann, aged 50, offered Lee some rather uplifting advice.

“We have to let go of the bad experiences we’ve had in order to open the door for good experiences to happen,” opened Lisa Ann.

“As for a smaller penis, men need to understand that women care a lot less about that than you think.”

“Guys, stop measuring your penises. No woman has ever gone and said, ‘Hold on… let me measure it first, because if it doesn’t reach a certain amount then I don’t want to do it.’”

“It’s not that way, we care so much less about it than you even think… Your personality, your energy, your attitude, your vibe — that’s what’s important.”

“The reason a lot of the men look bigger in the industry is because they’re lean, so it gives a good backdrop, it’s common sense, makes it look bigger, just like trimming the hair.”

“I hope that Lee hears this response when I say: it is never too late. And I am sure there are many women out there your age, who would be so happy to spend time with you.”

There is, however, a caveat to all this.

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In a previous interview with Barstool Sports, Lisa Ann also pointed out that penis size doesn’t matter — unless you’re too big.

“It kind of kills the mood, but I ask a lot of questions when I see something that big,” said the actress of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? fame.

“Like, how does this work? Do people get freaked out? Do women run out of the room? And then you have to figure out the mathematics of it.”

“It’s more about how a guy uses his hands than how the size, it’s more about the connection. I’ve seen guys not know how to use it with good size, I’ve seen guys know how to really use it without any size.”

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Lisa Ann Penis Size Doesn't Matter

The Average Penis Size

According to a study published in the British Journal of Urology International which has synthesized data from a total of 17 academic papers, providing a substantial sample size of 15,521 men from all around the world, here’s what’s actually considered average…

Flaccid Penis Size

The global average penis size when it comes to a flaccid and pendulous (hanging) phallus is 3.61 inches (9.16 cm) in average length and 3.66 inches (9.31 cm) in average girth. While the latter detail appears improbable, keep in mind girth is measured at the widest section of each participant’s penis. And you’d be surprised at how deceiving a circumference can be.

Erect Penis Size

When the soldier is standing to attention, there’s obviously more to consider. The global average size of an erect penis is 5.16 inches (13.12 cm) in average length and 4.59 inches (11.66 cm) in average girth. If you’ve got anything more than that, you’re doing just fine. If you fall under, I’m sure you have an incredible personality with strengths outside of the bedroom.

You can read more about the subject here.

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