Bloke Accidentally Watches ‘The Batman’ In Most Hilarious Way Possible
— Updated on 1 February 2023

Bloke Accidentally Watches ‘The Batman’ In Most Hilarious Way Possible

— Updated on 1 February 2023
Garry Lu
Garry Lu

Some folks are extremely particular when it comes to the cinema-going experience. But one man’s desire to experience Matt Reeves’ The Batman in full IMAX glory has recently provided a different kind of entertainment value – as in, entertainment for everyone else who didn’t have to go through the entire debacle – and it involves the “oddball movie format” of 4DX.

As Isaiah Colbert of Kotaku explains, based on firsthand knowledge, 4DX is an immersive sensory-based deal that mirrors whatever’s happening onscreen in theatres. Weather and action are synced to billow real-life smoke, shine lights in your eyes, and most prominently, toss you around in a hydraulically loaded seat. Sounds fun, right? Apparently not. And especially when you didn’t realise you’d bought a 4DX ticket to a film like The Batman.

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Despite all this, like the good sport he is, our down-on-his-luck everyday hero discovered a new favourite Batman film, comparing it to one of the Arkham games adapted for the big screen, praising the character arc of Robert Pattinson’s Dark Knight, and even remaining open to revisiting 4DX with something “light and breezy” like the next Fast & Furious.

But enough from me. Read about the chaos which unfolded in the words of Mr Colbert himself below:

My friend Cade and I had our hearts set on going for broke and watching the nearly three-hour superhero epic in IMAX. However, we waited until release week to snag tickets, which was our first mistake. By the time I went looking, it was getting difficult to find seats next to each other. Hastily searching for nearby IMAX screenings, I found one that was about to sell out that still had two adjacent seats available. Had the stars aligned? I purchased the tickets with a quickness, tragically failing to notice the small “4DX” appended after “IMAX.”

My first clue that we weren’t in for a run-of-the-mill IMAX moviegoing experience came when we sat down and noticed peculiar glowing text on our cup holders, which read “water on” and “water off.” I assumed, like a fool, that this must’ve been one of those neat drink-cooling doodads. But when the trailers started rolling, my mistake became apparent. Suddenly our chairs started rocking side to side, causing someone two rows ahead of us to voice my surprise by yelling: “Holy shit!” My eyes quickly darted to the giant 4DX logo adorning the theatre walls, causing me to facepalm in embarrassment.

“Did you know you bought 4DX tickets?” Cade whispered urgently.

“No, but now I regret not being high before coming.” I had not yet realised that would have been an even worse idea.

To be fair, not every 4DX element of The Batman was distressing. One of the better parts of our viewing experience came from Batman’s first fight scene when he brutally lays the smackdown on some Darby Allin-looking goons (you can see this in the movie’s trailer). We felt every bone-cracking punch and fluid takedown as our chairs shuddered frantically as Batman tore baddies up from ass to appetite.

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The rest of the 4DX experience, however, was annoying to sit through. Establishing shots of Gotham’s downpour of rain (of which there were many) were accompanied by a mist that would spray down from above our seats. Mind you, this would occur any time a shot of rain appeared on-screen, often several times in the same scene. Also, the aforementioned “water on/off” buttons also seemed to control puffs of air that would shoot out above our ears whenever Batman got shot at. This 4DX gimmick was immersion-breaking rather than enriching, leading Cade and I to quickly turn it off.

Even the most innocuous on-screen impacts, whether it be knocking on a door or driving over Chicago’s many potholes, felt like a child kicking the backs of our chairs on a nearly three-hour flight. Instead of Batman’s fights causing us to lean forward in our chairs in anticipation, everyone hunkered down and braced themselves for impact in preparation for our seats to start violently throwing us around in time with Batman’s warpath. I’m sorry to say the 4DX gimmick started to sour on me around 30 minutes into the nearly three-hour film.

Annoying chair convulsing aside, I’d argue that all the unpleasantly translated movie-to-reality bits from our 4DX The Batman experience were quickly overshadowed by the batmobile scene. Before the batmobile was even on screen, we felt the revving of its engine under our seats, which gradually became more powerful as it slowly teased. Our chairs should have come with safety restraints because when the car chase finally commenced in earnest, our theatre became a Universal Studios roller coaster.

I held onto my cup for dear life as our seats swerved in sync with Batman’s ride. I whispered over to Cade that we’re lucky our seats only gave us Batman’s perspective during the chase, only to be rudely interrupted by Penguin’s car flipping and our seats, in turn, doing their best to mimic that experience without getting Regal City North sued. By the time The Batman’s credits ran, Cade’s hat had flown off their head three times and the entirety of neighbouring moviegoers’ popcorn littered the aisles like pearls from Martha Wayne’s necklace.

Battle-hardened from my 4DX experience, I floated the idea that we should venture to another 4DX showing for the upcoming Fast & Furious. I think something light and breezy like that would make for a far better 4DX experience than The Batman, a more grounded, serious film that suffered a hit to immersion and gravitas whenever my hydraulic seat decided to start going into orbit. The jury is still out as to whether I can convince Cade, who is now seriously considering an acupuncture appointment, to take me up on that.

Original Article: Kotaku

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Garry Lu
After stretching his legs with companies such as The Motley Fool and the odd marketing agency, Garry joined Boss Hunting in 2019 as a fully-fledged Content Specialist. In 2021, he was promoted to News Editor. Garry proudly retains a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, black bruises from Muay Thai, as well as a black belt in all things pop culture. Drop him a line at [email protected]