Pabst Blue Ribbon 99-Beer Slabs Arrive In Australia
— Updated on 17 June 2021

Pabst Blue Ribbon 99-Beer Slabs Arrive In Australia

— Updated on 17 June 2021
Garry Lu
Garry Lu

Late last year, Pabst Blue Ribbon threw down the gauntlet by unleashing an ungodly 99-pack of beer. I personally raised the issue with my fellow countrymen and Victoria Bitter to answer the challenge… but the challenge sadly went by uncontested. Now, in a graceful act of mercy, Pabst Blue Ribbon 99-beer packs have arrived domestically to fuel your weekend debauchery.

I won’t lie to you, Australia – the pain of VB failing to remedy the initial situation complete with deafening silence still hurts. It was, after all, a defining moment in pisshead history wherein Aussies had the chance to definitively prove our international king-shit status. In any case, this isn’t a bad consolation prize. It just feels like a passive act of surrender.

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Spanning an impressive two metres long and weighing a hefty 37kg, these 99-beer slabs hold enough liquid content to fill a small keg. Unsurprisingly, it’ll also set you back a considerable $250. Although in all honesty, that’s a pretty good bargain when you consider the:

  • Novelty
  • Volume
  • Future memories
  • Bragging rights
  • and limited edition value

Cop your very own mammoth Pabst Blue Ribbon 99-beer packs today over at and find local stockists at

You know we’ve just ordered one for the office.

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Garry Lu
After stretching his legs with companies such as The Motley Fool and the odd marketing agency, Garry joined Boss Hunting in 2019 as a fully-fledged Content Specialist. In 2021, he was promoted to News Editor. Garry proudly retains a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, black bruises from Muay Thai, as well as a black belt in all things pop culture. Drop him a line at [email protected]


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