The Official Democracy Manifest Wine Is Now On Sale

Borne from a legendary-tier meme depicting the dramatic and wrongful arrest of Jack Kerson – whose only crime was enjoying a meal, a succulent Chinese meal – the world can now wash down the sheer injustice with an official Democracy Manifest wine.

Dubbed “Get Your Hands Off My Pinot”, this fine drop is available to purchase at a very reasonable price point of just $30. According to the site description, here’s what you can expect:

This succulent Victorian Pinot is made with freshness as the main focus, bright red fruits that know their Judo well. Fine tannins that put the wine in a gentle headlock with a long finish.

As we now know, the very reason for this bizarre moment in Australian history comes down to a classic case of mistaken identity. Kerson was believed to be a Hungarian chessmaster who had a reputation for dining-and-dashing. Kerson, of course, bore quite the striking similarity to said chessmaster. Hilarity ensued.

Fast forward a few decades and old mate is now in much greater spirits about the entire ordeal. Even leveraging his online fame to build a lifestyle brand – case in point. As you may soon find, wine is just one of many ways to buy into the hype.

Cop your very own bottle of Democracy Manifest wine over at crowbarsyd.com.