Louis Vuitton Dumbbells Will Set You Back $3,600
โ€” Updated on 10 January 2022

Louis Vuitton Dumbbells Will Set You Back $3,600

โ€” Updated on 10 January 2022
Garry Lu
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Garry Lu

Home fitness has seen a considerable uptick now that gyms arenโ€™t exactly an option, and letโ€™s face it โ€“ no one actually enjoys going for run. Right? No? Just me? OK thenโ€ฆ In any case, the latest offering on the market are a set of Louis Vuitton dumbbells that cost a staggering โ€“ damn near fiscally irresponsible (but on-brand nonetheless) โ€“ AU$3,600.

While LV hasnโ€™t explicitly stated the target demographic โ€“ apart from a really vague description directing it towards โ€œโ€ฆ those who wish to exercise in style or elevate their home gymโ€ฆโ€ โ€“ one can only assume these dumbbells are for those who hydrate with US$8,000 Chanel flasks and sweat filtered VOSS Water. You know, the OTT fitness operators.

Emblazoned with the classic LV monogram, the Louis Vuitton dumbbells weigh 3kg each, and come inโ€ฆ an ergonomic dumbbell shape? I donโ€™t know, Iโ€™m just trying to justify the $1,200/kg price tag, which places this set on par with some traded commodities holding intrinsic value. For reference, the average weekly rent in Sydney currently sits at $540 a week.

Though Iโ€™m sure some reasonable and extremely well-adjusted individual will be soundly sold on this entire concept without needing my ham-fisted help.

Garry Lu
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After stretching his legs with companies such as The Motley Fool and the odd marketing agency, Garry joined Boss Hunting in 2019 as a fully-fledged Content Specialist. In 2021, he was promoted to News Editor before departing the team in 2025. Garry proudly retains a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, black bruises from Muay Thai, as well as a black belt in all things pop culture.

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