A new study conducted by researchers from the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine has discovered a correlation between nose and penis size, indicating larger proportions in the former translate to larger proportions in the latter, and debunking the old myth surrounding feet size in the process.
Published in the Basic & Clinical Andrology medical journal, the sample size involved 126 male corpses which were measured for their biological dimensions within three days of death, taking various factors in account such as height, weight, and yes, penis size (length of the flaccid member, circumference, testicle weight).
The scientific team asserts an accurate method of replicating the length of an erect penis involves laying the aforementioned corpses out before pulling the love muscle as far as it can go – referred to as the ‘stretched penile length’ (SPL) – which, hilariously, is exactly what these lab coat operators did.
The results indicated men with a smaller nose had an average penis length (erect) of approximately 4.1 inches, compared to men with a honking beak who measured up to approximately 5.3 inches in the same regard. For reference, the average sized pecker in Japan is reportedly 4.5 inches.
“The fact that nose size is related to SPL indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height, or body weight but has already been determined before birth,” notes the study conclusion.
“Although our results are useless for forensic purposes, understanding the growing process of the penis or facial features may be very important for extrapolating foetal androgen levels and following male genital functions.”
“This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between SPL and nose size but is limited in Japanese male cadavers, and the reason why SPL and nose size are related is still unclear.”
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