101 Funniest Names To Call Your Boat

Best Boat Names Funny Boss Hunting

Similar to our legendary selection of beer names, nicknames for cutting your mates down to size, and suggestions for that newly adopted dog, we set out to compose an article listing the very best boat names.

Here are the most hilarious picks, curated by the BH office.

Enjoy, fellas.

101 Best Boat Names (According To BH)

  1. Money Pit
  2. Yeah Buoy
  3. Tax Sea-vasion
  4. Liquidity
  5. In A Meeting
  6. Dutch Rudder
  7. Docked Wages
  8. Sea You Later, Peasant
  9. Day fOAR it
  10. Moor Than You Can Afford, Pal
  11. Master Baiter
  12. Tooo Easy
  13. Unsinkable II
  14. Sunk Costs
  15. Leveraged Bouyancy 
  16. Some Like It Yacht
  17. BOAR On The Floor
  18. Baewatch
  19. Moor-ning Wood
  20. Knot Crazy
  21. Bit-o-Fun
  22. Balloon Knots
  23. Current Sea
  24. Why Knot
  25. Just For Laughs
  26. Nautibuoy
  27. Nauti By Nature
  28. Quarterly Bonus
  29. Sink Piss, Reel Fish
  30. Half Price Sail
  31. MisTEAK
  32. The Codfather
  33. Training Bay
  34. The Waterboy
  35. Chumshot
  36. Seamen Sample
  37. Berth Control
  38. Test Tackles
  39. Wood Not
  40. CARPe Diem
  41. Top of the Moor-ning
  42. Floating Stock
  43. Draft Punk
  44. Downwind
  45. Ding Dong The Winch Is Dead
  46. Luff Diver
  47. Stern Conversation
  48. Keel Me Now
  49. Fenders Keepers
  50. Full Tilt
  51. Half Mast
  52. The Incredible Hull
  53. 50 First Mates
  54. Anchor Management
  55. Liquid Asset
  56. Buoyancé
  57. Buoy O Buoy
  58. Saturdays Are For The Buoys
  59. Fraid Knot
  60. Ships & Giggles
  61. Let’s Get Ship Faced
  62. The Real Swim Shady
  63. Nice Bass
  64. Side Bitch
  65. The Sloop Doggy Dog
  66. She Got The House
  67. The College Fund
  68. Sail La Vie
  69. Hold My Beer
  70. Reel Estate Agent
  71. Premium Reel Estate
  72. Beeracuda
  73. Fully (Sea) Sick
  74. Suck My Wake
  75. Marlin Munroe
  76. Bow Good?
  77. Bullship
  78. Water You Looking At
  79. Sotally Tober
  80. She’ll Get Over It
  81. Knot Bad (Good Soize)
  82. Dirty Hooker
  83. Sail Hydra
  84. Now Who’s The Loser, Dad?
  85. Usain Boat
  86. Made In Colombia 
  87. Colombian Snow Plough
  88. The Big Snort 
  89. Reel Diamond
  90. Pure Lunasea
  91. Sweet Ship O’ Mine
  92. Sail Of The Century 
  93. Cirrhoisis of the River 
  94. Deez Knots
  95. Suck My Knots
  96. Prawn Hub
  97. The Biggest Piece of Ship
  98. The Ex-sea-cutioner
  99. Matthew 8:23
  100. Dooley’s Pre-Game
  101. The Winslow

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