101 Funniest Names To Call Your Boat

Similar to our legendary selection of beer names, nicknames for cutting your mates down to size, and suggestions for that newly adopted dog, we set out to compose an article listing the very best boat names.

Here are the most hilarious picks, curated by the BH office.

Enjoy, fellas.

101 Best Boat Names (According To BH)

1. Money Pit
2. Yeah Buoy
3. Tax Sea-vasion
4. Liquidity
5. In A Meeting
6. Dutch Rudder
7. Docked Wages
8. Sea You Later, Peasant
9. Day fOAR It
10. Moor Than You Can Afford, Pal
11. Master Baiter
12. Tooo Easy
13. Unsinkable II
14. Sunk Costs
15. Leveraged Bouyancy 
16. Some Like It Yacht
17. BOAR On The Floor
18. Baewatch
19. Moor-ning Wood
20. Knot Crazy
21. Bit-o-Fun
22. Balloon Knots
23. Current Sea
24. Why Knot
25. Just For Laughs
26. Nautibuoy
27. Nauti By Nature
28. Quarterly Bonus
29. Sink Piss, Reel Fish
30. Half Price Sail
31. MisTEAK
32. The Codfather
33. Training Bay
34. The Waterboy
35. Chumshot
36. Seamen Sample
37. Berth Control
38. Test Tackles
39. Wood Not
40. CARPe Diem
41. Top of the Moor-ning
42. Floating Stock
43. Draft Punk
44. Downwind
45. Ding Dong The Winch Is Dead
46. Luff Diver
47. Stern Conversation
48. Keel Me Now
49. Fenders Keepers
50. Full Tilt
51. Half Mast
52. The Incredible Hull
53. 50 First Mates
54. Anchor Management
55. Liquid Asset
56. Buoyancé
57. Buoy O Buoy
58. Saturdays Are For The Buoys
59. Fraid Knot
60. Ships & Giggles
61. Let’s Get Ship Faced
62. The Real Swim Shady
63. Nice Bass
64. Side Bitch
65. The Sloop Doggy Dog
66. She Got The House
67. The College Fund
68. Sail La Vie
69. Hold My Beer
70. Reel Estate Agent
71. Premium Reel Estate
72. Beeracuda
73. Fully (Sea) Sick
74. Suck My Wake
75. Marlin Munroe
76. Bow Good?
77. Bullship
78. Water You Looking At
79. Sotally Tober
80. She’ll Get Over It
81. Knot Bad (Good Soize)
82. Dirty Hooker
83. Sail Hydra
84. Now Who’s The Loser, Dad?
85. Usain Boat
86. Made In Colombia 
87. Colombian Snow Plough
88. The Big Snort 
89. Reel Diamond
90. Pure Lunasea
91. Sweet Ship O’ Mine
92. Sail Of The Century 
93. Cirrhoisis of the River 
94. Deez Knots
95. Suck My Knots
96. Prawn Hub
97. The Biggest Piece of Ship
98. The Ex-sea-cutioner
99. Matthew 8:23
100. Dooley’s Pre-Game
101. The Winslow

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