Unless you’re leaving a legacy like this bloke, change how you’re living immediately. This bloke, of course, being Uncle Bunky…
Have you ever seen a man so comfortable with being baked on national television?
Too powerful to live, too rare to die.
Rise and shine, fuck-o. We’re getting on it early.
Baptised in bodily fluids and MDMA.
And they come with a 12-month, no blow-out guarantee.