Close to 15,000 individuals have signed a petition calling to deny Amazonโs Jeff Bezos re-entry to Earth after his Blue Origin space flight scheduled to launch next month. The specific wording of said petition, however, has left many puzzled as to whether this is the tongue-in-cheek gesture many had assumed it was; or the delusional rantings of a legitimately unhinged operator.
โJeff Bezos is actually Lex Luthor disguised as the supposed owner of a super successful online retail store,โ reads the description penned by one Jose Ortiz, which starts off fairly reasonable before the gradual descent.
โHowever, heโs actually an evil overlord hell-bent on global domination. Weโve known this for years. Jeff has worked with the Epsteins and the Knights Templar as well as the Free Masons to gain control over the whole world.โ
โHeโs also in bed with the flat earth deniers โ itโs the only way theyโll allow him to leave the atmosphere. Meanwhile our government stands by and lets it happen. This may be our last chance before they enable the 5G microchips and perform a mass takeover.โ
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Incidentally, this isnโt the first prolific Jeff Bezos petition to make headlines in the recent news cycle(s). A week or so prior, there was another petition also hosted via change.org urging the worldโs richest man to buy the Mona Lisaโฆ and eat it. While the virtually priceless Leonardo Da Vinci artwork isnโt for sale, given its conservative โฌ50 valuation (AU$78 billion) versus Bezosโ mind-boggling $200 billion net worth, the man could actually afford to chow down.
โNobody has eaten the Mona Lisa and we feel Jeff Bezos needs to take a stand and make this happen,โ reads the description penned by one Kane Powell; which we know for sure is 100% a piss take.
You can check out the โPetition To Not Allow Jeff Bezos Re-Entry To Earthโ below โ perhaps even lend a signature if you feel so inclined.
