Fireball Whisky Unleashes 5-Litre Keg To Delete Your Dignity

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Are you a self-hating piece of shit who enjoys punishment? In search of a magnet-to-the-harddrive level memory wipe? Can you somehow stand the scent of cinammon-flavoured alcohol after all these years without erupting into uncontrollable geysers of chunder? Then look no further than the 5.25-litre Fireball Whisky keg – otherwise known as the FireKeg – which promises to deliver approximately 115 shots in a single bright red drum.

Featuring three separate spouts for you and the two remaining people in your life that haven’t been alienated (yet), the Fireball Whisky Keg also comes with the brand’s signature tagline printed along the top – “Tastes like heaven, burns like hell.” – as well as the brand’s signature logo printed along the side.

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“Fireball fans always know how to ignite the party and keep it going,” says Rebecca Henry, VP of Marketing at Fireball.

“The limited-edition FireKeg will amp it up in a way only Fireball can. Fireball Friday… Tailgating… Any occasion, really – grab one while they’re hot! Just remember to ignite responsibly.”

Priced at a surprisingly reasonable US$75, currently, the Fireball Whisky Keg / FireKeg is only available to purchase from select US retailers for a limited time only. Which actually might be for the best, if you think about it. But for those of you really keen on the idea of convenient destruction like this, feel free to cop a 3.5-litre Fireball Whisky goon sack via BoozeBud.

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