While everyone waits for the public release of the actual Tesla Cybertruck, Elon Musk continues to release products inspired by the as-yet-unreleased electric ute, with recent examples including the childrenโs Tesla Cyberquad bike and more recently the Tesla Sipping Glasses that didnโt stand up by themselves. Muskโs latest overpriced offering is Tesla GigaBier, which takes the form of the increasingly anticipated Cybertruck and contains traditionally made German beer.
Naturally, itโs a limited edition that justifies itself as paying tribute to the โ500-year tradition of German Reinheitsgebot beermaking,โ and arrives in the sweet but malty form of a pilsner style. What will really get the tech broโs hearts pumping is the fact that Tesla GigaBier is brewed from the EV automakerโs โexclusive strain of Cyberhops,โ a detail thatโs about as convincing as the recent MoonSwatch that was โproduced exclusively once a month during [the] full moonโ. Please.
If the โcyberโ and โgigaโ prefixes werenโt already enough to see you reaching for a good old can of VB, Teslaโs new hoppy concoction arrives in a futuristically-styles glossy black container that presumably justifies the โฌ89 (AU$144) price for a three-pack of the stuff. Maybe by the time you finish a box or two, youโll forget that weโre all still waiting for the Tesla Cybertruck to arrive.
