When the going gets tough, the tough get thirsty. Which is why I ask you today, dear readers: what better way to cap off this shitstorm of a year than with a VB Advent Calendar?
Stocked with 24 cans of the sacred nectar accompanied by 24 individual Victoria Bitter stubbies in a Christmas themed case, this limited edition advent calendar will feature all our favourite things:
As noted by many, while traditional advent calendars generally include an element of surprise, this particular advent calendar is for the operators who “know exactly what they want”.
And after all the uncertainty / unexpected chaos 2020 has provided us, it sounds like we could all use a dose of good old-fashioned consistency. The very same good old-fashioned consistency found in a frosty can of fair dinkum laugh-starter, battle-tested throughout the ages, to combat the December heat.
“This year has been hard work,” says Hayden Turner, Marketing Director of Victoria Bitter.
“We hope the VB Advent Calendar spreads some festive cheer to loyal VB fans in the lead up to Christmas.”
Each calendar will be delivered directly to doorsteps with the option to add a personalised note. Currently priced at $52, you can pre-order one for yourself starting today (while stocks last).