The 50 Best Excuses To Have A Beer

With pubs and clubs opening to greater capacities in certain parts of Australia, there will undoubtedly be many of you keen to adopt a slabrador and throw back a few Robert Downey Schooners. And while many of you never need an excuse, BH thought we’d help out our fellow man, woman, and child-over-the-legal-drinking-age-of-18. Here are 50 primo excuses to have a beer.

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  1. The 2 PM on a Friday office beer
  2. The Grand Final day breakfast beer
  3. The lukewarm nine-hole tee-off beer
  4. The post-Easter lunch pre-nap beer
  5. The ANZAC Day mid-morning shower beer
  6. The Boxing Day test beer
  7. The nervous pre-Hinge date beer
  8. The home Masterchef cooking beer
  9. The waiting for her to get ready beer
  10. The Qantas Club 11 AM lounge beer
  11. The roadie on the walk to the footy beer
  12. The Bob Hawke “one for the country” beer
  13. The “I’m not speaking to these cunts sober” beer
  14. The work from home 3 PM slump beer
  15. The “Nanosonics (ASX: NAN) closed at above $7” beer
  16. The loaded up for a weekend down the coast beer
  17. The “We just got flogged in our local league” beer
  18. The pre-game Uber beer (3-star rating included)
  19. The pre-Splendour In The Grass (Day 2) beer
  20. The post-Splendour In The Grass (Day 3) beer
  21. The touch-&-go hangover beer
  22. The dart-in-a-jacuzzi beer
  23. The 8 AM campsite wake-up beer
  24. The alpine chairlift beer
  25. The Manly Wharf Bar sunset beer
  26. The sneaky forgot-to-BYO beer (also known as the snake beer)
  27. The “Give us a taste, haven’t heard of that one” beer
  28. The BBQ & tongs security beer
  29. The waiting for that cousin at a family gatho beer
  30. The spending time with your old man beer
  31. The commence long-weekend suckdown beer
  32. The testing out your hotel room’s balcony beer
  33. The late-night Call of Duty performance enhancement beer
  34. The “Dancefloors are back” beer
  35. The “Fuck it, we’re in a recession” beer
  36. The “It’s cheaper than water” third-world vacation beer
  37. The just-closed-a-deal beer
  38. The 3 AM glass table kick-on beer
  39. The 6 AM still haven’t gone to bed yet beer
  40. The post-lockdown tolerance rebuilder beer
  41. The sneaky hide-it-in-a-coffee-mug Zoom beer
  42. The calling tools down early beer
  43. The Friday Sharpeners listen beer
  44. The last one before you need to go home to the missus beer
  45. The “That one’s going to get me in trouble with HR” work Christmas party beer
  46. The post-lawnmowing job well-done beer
  47. The Warnie pour-over-your-head tribute beer
  48. The cheeky swipe of a company card beer
  49. The “Oh, go on then” beer
  50. The “It would be rude not to” beer

Help us get to the coveted 101 Excuses To Have A Beer – fire off in the comments and we’ll slot in the top suggestions.



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