By all accounts, Gordon Ramsay is actually a lovely guy, willing to go out of his way to help people out and happy to chat to anyone who approaches him on the street.
Approach him, however, with bad food or a bad attitude on one of his television shows and you'll quickly feel his wrath. We've compiled some of our favourite Ramsay insults and they're pretty brutal. In the words of the man himself, "forecast for tomorrow? 100% chance of tears."
1. "I'm going to stick your head in the stove, and talk to you through the flames"
2. "My Gran could do better, and she's dead!"
3. "I feel like I'm eating a f***ing flip-flop with mayonnaise."
4. "I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a f***ing restaurant."
5. "Right now, I'd rather eat poodle sh*t than put that in my mouth."
6. "This chicken is so undercooked a skilled veterinarian could bring it back."
7. "You literally took a shit in a blender and blended it"
8. "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't f***ing cook it."