By all accounts, Gordon Ramsay is actually a lovely guy, willing to go out of his way to help people out and happy to chat to anyone who approaches him on the street.
Approach him, however, with bad food or a bad attitude on one of his television shows and youโll quickly feel his wrath. Weโve compiled some of our favourite Ramsay insults and theyโre pretty brutal. In the words of the man himself, โforecast for tomorrow? 100% chance of tears.โ
1. โIโm going to stick your head in the stove, and talk to you through the flamesโ
2. โMy Gran could do better, and sheโs dead!โ
3. โI feel like Iโm eating a f***ing flip-flop with mayonnaise.โ
4. โI wouldnโt trust you running a bath, let alone a f***ing restaurant.โ
5. โRight now, Iโd rather eat poodle sh*t than put that in my mouth.โ
6. โThis chicken is so undercooked a skilled veterinarian could bring it back.โ
7. โYou literally took a shit in a blender and blended itโ
8. โWhy did the chicken cross the road? Because you didnโt f***ing cook it.โ
Ouch.
