The 50 Best Excuses To Have A Beer

With pubs and clubs opening to greater capacities in certain parts of Australia – albeit with some limitations still in place – there will undoubtedly be many of you keen to throw back a few Robert Downey Schooners. And while many of you never need an excuse, BH thought we’d help out our fellow man, woman, and child-over-the-legal-drinking-age-of-18. Here are 50 primo excuses to have a beer.

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  1. The 2 PM on a Friday office beer
  2. The Grand Final day breakfast beer
  3. The lukewarm nine-hole tee-off beer
  4. The post-Easter lunch pre-nap beer
  5. The ANZAC Day mid-morning shower beer
  6. The Furphy jug special at the local pub beer
  7. The Boxing Day test beer
  8. The nervous pre-Hinge date beer
  9. The home Masterchef cooking beer
  10. The waiting for her to get ready beer
  11. The Qantas Club 11 AM lounge beer
  12. The roadie on the walk to the footy beer
  13. The Bob Hawke “one for the country” beer
  14. The “I’m not speaking to these cunts sober” beer
  15. The work from home 3 PM slump beer
  16. The “Nanosonics (ASX: NAN) closed at above $7” beer
  17. The loaded up for a weekend down the coast beer
  18. The “We just got flogged in our local league” beer
  19. The pre-game Uber beer (3-star rating included)
  20. The pre-Splendour In The Grass (Day 2) beer
  21. The post-Splendour In The Grass (Day 3) beer
  22. The touch-and-go hangover beer
  23. The State of Origin half-time mid-strength beer
  24. The St. Paddy’s Day Guinness beer
  25. The dart-in-a-jacuzzi beer
  26. The alpine chairlift beer
  27. The Manly Wharf Bar sunset beer
  28. The sneaky forgot-to-BYO beer (also known as the snake beer)
  29. The “Give us a taste, haven’t heard of that one” beer
  30. The BBQ & tongs security beer
  31. The testing out your hotel room’s balcony beer
  32. The waiting for that cousin at a family gatho beer
  33. The spending time with your old man beer
  34. The late-night Call of Duty performance enhancement beer
  35. The “I survived Coronavirus” beer
  36. The “Fuck it, we’re in a recession” beer
  37. The “It’s cheaper than water” third-world vacation beer
  38. The just-closed-a-deal beer
  39. The 3 AM glass table kick-on beer
  40. The rebuilding a tolerance after lockdown beer
  41. The Formula 1’s back beer
  42. The sneaky hide-it-in-a-coffee-mug Zoom beer
  43. The ‘Friday Sharpeners‘ before clocking off for the week beer
  44. The last one before you need to go home to the missus beer
  45. The “That one’s going to get me in trouble with HR” work Christmas party beer
  46. The post-lawnmowing job well-done beer
  47. The Warnie pour-over-your-head tribute beer
  48. The cheeky swipe of a company card beer
  49. The “Oh, go on then” beer
  50. The “It would be rude not to” beer

Help us get to the coveted 101 Excuses To Have A Beer – fire off in the comments and we’ll slot in the top suggestions.

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