McDonald’s UK Launches A Limited VIP Gold Card

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There’s a new card on the market that anyone who’s worth a damn needs to nab. A card that, dare I say it, exists in the same calibre as the Amex Platinum. Feast your eyes on the McDonald’s VIP Gold Card – a limited edition UK offering which entitles he or she who holds it to an entire year worth of free food. 

Currently, there are only 1,000 available which you can score by participating in the McDonald’s Monopoly game. As a delicious bonus, this bad boy comes with a side of democracy. Because unlike other fast food VIP cards, there won’t be any fame-related shortcuts.  

McDonald’s UK Launches A Limited VIP Gold Card

“The only way you can get your hands on a McDonald’s Gold Card is to play,” says a McDonald’s spokesperson.

“If Stormzy and Ed Sheeran want to get one, they’ll have to play Monopoly.”

While it is unclear what exactly constitutes a year’s worth of Maccas, we can safely assume it’ll be within the parameters of a metric fuck ton. 

In any case, even if you do miss out on securing one of these McDonald’s VIP Gold Cards, there will surely be other pretty attractive prizes to snag this time around. 

So from all of us at BH to all of you currently residing in the UK – godspeed. 

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