Aussie Blokes Only Have The World’s 43rd Biggest Average Penis Size

Global Average Penis Size

We may be the world’s drunkest country by a long shot, but Australia has come up short on the global rankings for average penis size… placing a lowly 43rd out of the 86 international geographies surveyed.

The data was recently published by UK-based online pharmacist From Mars, which collated the numbers from Google (of all places). Topping the list is Ecuador, Cameroon, and Bolivia, measuring up to a respectable benchmark of 6.93 inches / 17.61 centimetres, 6.56 inches / 16.67 centimetres, and 6.50 inches / 16.51 centimetres on average, respectively.

At #43, Aussies are apparently rocking 5.69 / 14.45-centimetre chops, surprisingly edging out the likes of Nigeria (5.66 inches / 14.38 centimetres), Switzerland (5.65 inches / 14.35 centimetres), and Norway (5.65 inches / 14.34 centimetres) in succession; plus – much to our satisfaction – New Zealand at #50 (5.51 inches / 13.99 centimetres) and the United Kingdom at #66 (5.17 inches / 13.13 centimetres).



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Still, while we’re not exactly winning any contests, we’re at least above the global average penis size of 5.55 inches / 14.01 centimetres. And just count our blessing we’re not at the bottom of the charts, as with the case for the Philippines (4.27 inches / 10.85 centimetres), Taiwan (4.24 inches / 10.78 centimetres), and Cambodia (3.95 inches / 10.04 centimetres) at dead last.

“Whether people are concerned about the size or the shape, or any other aspect for that matter, most of us have wondered at some point or another whether ours is big enough,” notes Navin Khosla, a pharmacist who reviewed the study.

“The truth is, that the owner of the penis is far more likely to be worried about the size of their penis than their sexual partners are!”

Check out the global average penis size rankings according to From Mars below.

Global Average Penis Size

The World’s Biggest Chops (Global Average Penis Size)

  1. Ecuador – 6.93 inches
  2. Cameroon – 6.56 inches
  3. Bolivia – 6.50 inches
  4. Sudan – 6.48 inches
  5. Haiti – 6.30 inches
  6. Senegal – 6.26 inches
  7. Gambia – 6.25 inches
  8. Cuba – 6.25 inches
  9. Netherlands – 6.25 inches
  10. Zambia – 6.21 inches
  11. France – 6.20 inches
  12. Angola – 6.19 inches
  13. Canada – 6.19 inches
  14. Egypt – 6.18 inches
  15. Zimbabwe – 6.17 inches
  16. Georgia – 6.15 inches
  17. Paraguay – 6.11 inches
  18. Chad – 6.06 inches
  19. Italy – 6.04 inches
  20. Central African Republic – 6.04 inches
  21. Colombia – 6.01 inches
  22. Ivory Coast – 5.99 inches
  23. Brazil – 5.99 inches
  24. Sweden – 5.94 inches
  25. Bulgaria – 5.91 inches
  26. Costa Rica – 5.91 inches
  27. Honduras – 5.91 inches
  28. Hungary – 5.90 inches
  29. Mexico – 5.87 inches
  30. Denmark – 5.86 inches
  31. El Salvador – 5.86 inches
  32. Argentina – 5.86 inches
  33. Serbia – 5.85 inches
  34. Croatia – 5.81 inches
  35. Belgium – 5.81 inches
  36. Latvia – 5.78 inches
  37. Belarus – 5.76 inches
  38. Chile – 5.74 inches
  39. Austria – 5.72 inches
  40. Germany – 5.72 inches
  41. Algeria – 5.70 inches
  42. DR Congo – 5.70 inches
  43. Australia – 5.69 inches
  44. Nigeria – 5.66 inches
  45. Switzerland – 5.65 inches
  46. Norway – 5.65 inches
  47. Poland – 5.63 inches
  48. Albania – 5.59 inches
  49. Cape Verde – 5.53 inches
  50. New Zealand – 5.51 inches
  51. North Macedonia – 5.50 inches
  52. Ukraine – 5.50 inches
  53. Spain – 5.45 inches
  54. Finland – 5.42 inches
  55. Libya – 5.41 inches
  56. Azerbaijan – 5.40 inches
  57. India – 5.40 inches
  58. Afghanistan – 5.39 inches
  59. Israel – 5.35 inches
  60. United States of America – 5.35 inches
  61. Japan – 5.34 inches
  62. Turkmenistan – 5.31 inches
  63. Venezuela – 5.25 inches
  64. Greece – 5.24 inches
  65. South Korea – 5.18 inches
  66. Armenia – 5.17 inches
  67. United Kingdom – 5.17 inches
  68. China – 5.15 inches
  69. Turkey – 5.11 inches
  70. Ireland – 5.03 inches
  71. Mongolia – 5.03 inches
  72. Romania – 5.01 inches
  73. Yemen – 5.01 inches
  74. Pakistan – 4.80 inches
  75. Iran – 4.70 inches
  76. Indonesia – 4.59 inches
  77. Singapore – 4.54 inches
  78. Malaysia – 4.52 inches
  79. Vietnam – 4.52 inches
  80. Thailand – 4.51 inches
  81. Bangladesh – 4.41 inches
  82. Hong Kong – 4.41 inches
  83. Sri Lanka – 4.29 inches
  84. Philippines – 4.27 inches
  85. Taiwan – 4.24 inches
  86. Cambodia – 3.95 inches